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The eternal struggle of modern coding: the AI vibe coder vs. the ADHD vibe coder.
On the left, we have the AI-dependent programmer - a sad, corporate bootlicker waiting for ChatGPT to explain basic packages while producing non-functional code that somehow still gets them hired at FAANG companies.
Meanwhile, the ADHD coder on the right is living their best chaotic life - dressed like they raided a highlighter factory, confidently hacking together solutions based on "voices in their head" and that one function they glimpsed three weeks ago. Their code might be a ticking time bomb, but at least it has personality.
The real genius here? The ADHD coder's superpower of instantaneous StackOverflow garbage collection. Who needs AI when you've mastered the ancient art of copy-paste-and-pray?
