Still Better Than A Race Condition I Guess

Still Better Than A Race Condition I Guess
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The top panel shows multithreading chaos with threads printing out of order and overlapping each other—basically your brain running four processes simultaneously with zero synchronization primitives.

The middle panel shows the dream: perfectly ordered thread execution. Like when you fantasize that medication will magically transform your brain into a beautiful sequential processor.

But the brutal reality in the bottom panel? Your brain just kills three threads entirely. Sure, it's deterministic now... but at what cost? Single-threaded performance isn't exactly a feature upgrade when you're trying to parallel process life.

And yeah, technically it's better than a race condition. At least you know exactly what's happening—absolutely nothing on those other threads.

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