We need to start pushing for this :D

Content NORMAL PEOPLE: clicks on the Youtube link they like PROGRAMMERS: "If i click on this, Youtube recommendation algorithm will think i like this type of content. I will copy link and open it in incognito" maflip.com

Content "The UI is quite simple, client will easily figure it out" Client: Mold your finger

Content Luke Jackson lukejacksonn V So pm2 (a node process manager package on pm just caused thou sands of CI builds to fail because of an "optionalDependency" on a pack- age called gkt which is requested as a tarball from a server that was returning 503. That package consists of one file which contains this: console. log( 'Smarty Smart Smarter'); 3:26 AM 23 May 19 Twitter Web Client 643 Retweets 1,415 Likes

Ah, corporate security logic at its finest! Some poor soul clicks a sketchy email attachment, and suddenly management's brilliant security strategy is "if it's free, it's a threat." Imagine telling developers to uninstall Python, Vim, and 7zip because they didn't come with an invoice. Next they'll be requiring receipts for your keyboard shortcuts. The real security threat isn't free software—it's the executive who thinks obscure paid software with three users worldwide is inherently secure because it cost exactly one corporate credit card approval. Meanwhile, the hacker who sent that email is probably using those same "insecure" free tools to plan their next attack. The irony would be delicious if it weren't so painful.

The classic developer progression: from "I made a calculator app!" to "I built an entire operating system just to run Tetris." It's like showing up to a knife fight with a nuclear warhead. Sure, your calculator adds numbers, but this madlad wrote a custom OS for a game from the 80s. Peak developer overkill. The gap between your first "Hello World" and someone's weekend project that casually reinvents computing is why Stack Overflow exists—half to get help, half to feel inadequate about your coding skills.

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