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Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments

Content Micro SFF stories MicroSFF "I expected someone..." "Taller?" "Yes," the knight said, looking down at the dragon. "Dragons grow in proportion to their hoard." "I heard your hoard was huge, thousands and thousands of books." "It is." "But?" "I went digital," the dragon said, showing the SD card they lay on. 6:10 AM Aug 25, 2021 Hootsuite Inc. 101 Comments Award ( Share Save Hide I report Sort By: Best View all comments (6 BEEF WIENERS 2h A year later the knight returns and the dragon is massive now. "What happened!?" The dragon ushers the knight further into the cave where illumination comes from blinky lights. A bearded fellow in a plaid shirt and spectacles holds a clipboard, looking up from it only momentarily before returning to his task. The dragon grins, "This is Theo, he's taught me all about backups! And once I had a NAS, well, it all sort of spiraled out from there hardware-wise.' 20 60 Reply Give Award Share Report Save

Content 9:06 M 00 G Front Desk a Q: I'm on my way 8:24 PM Good news! I've created a script that automatically sends a notification that the checks have arrived at the hotel. Just double click the script and don't touch anything for 30 seconds and it'll let me know when the checks have arrived and I'II let the group chat know about it. That's dumb. All you need to do is just call the hotel or text someone there's no need for all the unnecessary shit. It's two clicks. It's literally easier and faster. Honestly I don't care. I'm never going to use it. Ima still call or text whoever's working. Mine goes directly to my account so I don't need to be checking 32 min Text message ProdrammerHumor.io

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Doctor: "How does it look doc?" MRI Machine: "Hold on a sec" *proceeds to have a complete kernel meltdown* Nothing says "your scan results might be delayed" quite like a cascade of system failures. Reminds me of that time I deployed to production on a Friday and my phone wouldn't stop buzzing with alerts. The machine is basically saying "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas." At least the error messages are consistent - consistently failing at everything!

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