What You Think 😅

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Hollywood really thinks "hacking" means furiously typing random commands while dramatic music plays in the background. Meanwhile, every developer watching is like "bruh, he's literally just running sudo apt-get update and installing packages." The most dangerous cyber attack in cinema history? Apparently it's just updating your Linux system and throwing in some npm installs for good measure. Nothing screams "elite hacker breaking into the Pentagon" quite like watching someone install dependencies for 20 minutes. At least they got the part right where it takes forever and you're just sitting there waiting with a drink in hand.

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