The Operating System Hierarchy Of Pain

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Ah, the ancient IT support psychological warfare technique! Instead of embarrassing users with the classic "is it plugged in?" question (which it never is), this genius IT veteran gives them a dignified escape route. "Unplug the cable, blow on it dramatically like it's a Nintendo cartridge from 1992, and plug it back in." Pure brilliance! The user gets to pretend they're performing critical maintenance rather than admitting they never plugged the damn thing in to begin with. It's the tech support equivalent of letting someone "find" their glasses on top of their own head. Kindness through deception - the cornerstone of all healthy IT-user relationships!

Content We'll start off with a really simple program that opens a file called girlfriend.txt, which contains a verse from Avril Lavigne's 1 hit Girlfriend, and just prints out out to the terminal. Here's girlfriend.txt: Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! And here's our program: import System.I0 main do handle - openFile "girlfriend.txt" ReadMode contents - hGetContents handle putStr contents Close handle Running it, we get the expected result: runhaskell girlfriend.hs Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Let's go over this line by line. The first line is just four exclamations, to get our attention. In the second line, Avril tells us that she doesn't like our current romantic partner. The third line serves to emphasize that disapproval, whereas the fourth line suggests we should seek out a new girlfriend. Let's also go over the program line by line! Our program is several IO ProarammerHumor.io

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