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Who Is Controlling Me

Who Is Controlling Me
The eternal struggle of being a "user" on your own machine. Linux makes you type sudo to run commands with admin privileges, even though you bought the hardware, installed the OS, and named the damn thing after your childhood pet. Meanwhile, the OS sits there like an overprotective military dictator, monitoring your every move and vaporizing you if you dare ask why you need permission to modify your own system files. The machine doesn't belong to you—you belong to the machine. Just accept it and type your password like a good little user.

Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already

Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already
Windows security in a nutshell! The computer is like that friend who's WAY too trusting—happily installing programs without checking their credentials first. Then suddenly gets paranoid when it's too late. "Where are you from buddy?" is basically Windows' version of security theater before it freaks out with virus warnings after the malware is already running wild. Meanwhile, Linux users are sipping tea watching this disaster unfold from their permission-based sanctuary.

The Operating System Hierarchy Of Pain

The Operating System Hierarchy Of Pain
The operating system hierarchy of suffering, perfectly summarized! MacOS treats you like a helpless child who needs guardrails on everything. Windows gives you the illusion of control with that shiny "admin" badge. But Linux? Linux throws you into the deep end with nothing but a terminal and says "figure it out, genius." Nothing says "I love pain" quite like spending your weekend compiling your own kernel just to get your WiFi working. It's not a real Linux experience until you've contemplated your life choices at 3 AM while frantically Googling obscure error messages that only three people on Earth have ever seen.