AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Backend
Bash
C++
Cloud
Csharp
Windows users enjoying their gentle learning curve while Linux users plummet into the abyss of dependency hell, kernel panics, and permission denied errors. But hey, at least Linux users eventually climb back up to paradise where they play volleyball on the beach while Windows folks are still clicking "Next" on installation wizards.
MacOS users just exist in comfortable mediocrity—not too hard, not too powerful. Meanwhile "Etch & Sketch" (the OS that doesn't exist) somehow outperforms everyone because imaginary operating systems have zero bugs.
The real kicker? Those stick figures burning in Linux hell are probably just trying to get their WiFi drivers working. Three hours later they emerge enlightened, having compiled their own kernel and achieved nirvana. The Windows users are still waiting for updates to finish.
