Laptop Obituary

[text] biggestgaudiestpatronuses Follow that time in high school when my computer died and i was so deeply distraught i legit wrote an entire obituary for a laptop mperialscribe Where is the obit Gaud come on dont hold out on us biggestgaudiestpatronuses Follow i had to dig so deep through old backup files to find this enjoy RIP In loving random access memory After a long iliness my beloved laptop 3 while surrounded by family and tech support succumbed in the night to an internal error. My laptop leaves behind one bereaved admin me an estranged guest user an elderly warranty and a large extended family of synced mobile devices and browser bookmarks. Friends we are gathered in this subdomain today to honor the memory both RAM and hard drive volatile and nonvolatile and mourn the data loss of a beloved digital companion. Caches to caches rust to rust. Though its hard drive may be wiped its chassis refurbished and its processor sold for scrap its torrent downloads and browser history will live on in our hearts and eventually come back to haunt me.