The ultimate Linux developer trap - a wheel that actually works. The sheer psychological torture of putting a Linux dev in a room with functioning technology and telling them not to rebuild it from scratch.
It's like putting a cat in front of a laser pointer and saying "just ignore it." Impossible! Every Linux enthusiast's DNA contains the uncontrollable urge to compile their own custom wheel with 47 command-line options, three different init systems, and a config file that requires a PhD to understand.