Ah, the sacred pre-vacation server ritual! Nothing says "please don't crash while I'm gone" like a desperate group prayer to the uptime gods. These poor souls are performing the ancient IT sacrament of server-touching—a mystical ceremony where sysadmins transfer their life force into the hardware. "Stay alive until January, you temperamental pile of circuits. I've got eggnog to drink and I'm not debugging your tantrums remotely from my in-laws' house." The irony? The server will absolutely choose Christmas morning to have an existential crisis anyway.
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