When You Get Paid By Lines Of Code

Bad practices Job security Overengineering Code bloat Tech debt Anti-patterns Code metrics

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When You Get Paid By Lines Of Code

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The most elegant solution: return user || null;

The solution when your manager mentions "performance bonuses tied to code output metrics": whatever this monstrosity is.

Somewhere, a junior dev is wondering why their PR keeps getting rejected while the tech debt architect who wrote this garbage is getting promoted.

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