When Node.js Gets Undressed

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When Node.js Gets Undressed

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When autocorrect betrays your job listing and turns "Node.js" into "Nude.js" 😂 Someone in HR is definitely getting fired today! The funniest part? They're still going to get 500+ applications because desperate frontend devs will work with literally ANY JavaScript framework at this point. "What's the tech stack?" "It's naked JavaScript. We strip away all the unnecessary packages."

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