The Last Fix: Add More Semicolons

Programming struggles Syntax Syntax errors Semicolons Code errors Desperate fixes Salt bae Last resort

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The Last Fix: Add More Semicolons

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Behold! The ancient debugging ritual of the desperate developer! Unable to locate the actual bug, our hero resorts to the most dramatic of solutions - sprinkling semicolons everywhere like some sort of punctuation fairy! The code doesn't work? THROW MORE SEMICOLONS AT IT! Because nothing says "I've completely given up on logic and reason" quite like decorating your code with unnecessary punctuation while maintaining that cool Salt Bae swagger. The compiler will surely be impressed by your stylish semicolon distribution technique!

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