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The One Man IT Department
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22 days ago 153.0K views 0 shares
The One Man IT Department
The classic "we need someone who knows everything" job posting. Just a casual list of requirements that spans the entire tech universe—from SQL to NoSQL, frontend to backend, mobile to desktop, and oh yeah, throw in some machine learning while you're at it. This is what happens when HR thinks "full-stack developer" means "omnipotent tech deity who works for mid-level salary." The red highlight is basically saying "in summary, please be an entire engineering department with 15 years of experience in technologies that have existed for 5." Bonus points for "1 day per week" at the bottom. Sure, rebuild our entire digital infrastructure every Tuesday. No problem.

Non-Negotiable: Your Soul For Our Vibe
AI Programming
1 month ago 77.6K views 0 shares
Non-Negotiable: Your Soul For Our Vibe
The irony is palpable! A job posting demanding "50% of code must be done by AI" while simultaneously requiring you to sacrifice your firstborn to the startup gods. Let me translate this corporate poetry: "We want cutting-edge AI integration, but also need you in an overpriced SF apartment, grinding weekends away while jet-setting to client sites. Your work-life balance? Sorry, that's not in our Jira board." The "vibe coding experience" requirement is just chef's kiss perfection. Because nothing says "we understand modern development" like demanding both AI automation AND soul-crushing overtime in the same breath.

Decipher The Experience
Python Programming
1 month ago 82.2K views 0 shares
Decipher The Experience
Ah, the classic tech job posting time paradox! They want 3 years of Python experience but only 2 years of total work experience, while simultaneously requiring 6 years of experience that should also be 3 years. And let's not forget the location must be Chandigarh, which is... wait for it... Chandigarh. This is the corporate equivalent of asking someone to be a 25-year-old with 30 years of experience. Recruiters living in their own quantum reality where time is merely a suggestion. Next they'll be asking for 5 years experience in a framework released last Tuesday.

When Test Data Escapes To Production
Java Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 77.9K views 0 shares
When Test Data Escapes To Production
Someone at Dice accidentally published their test job listing to production! The "Java developer-test do not apply" job with its demo account is the digital equivalent of finding a developer's debug code in a live environment. That awkward moment when your test data escapes the sandbox and roams freely in production. At least they're offering $60k-$100k for a job that explicitly tells you not to apply for it—the ultimate tech industry mixed signal.

The Full Stack Unicorn Hunt
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2 months ago 188.0K views 0 shares
The Full Stack Unicorn Hunt
Ah, the classic "entry-level" job posting that requires mastery of the entire tech stack universe! The recruiter is essentially asking for a frontend dev (JavaScript/React/Redux), backend engineer (Node/Mongo), and DevOps specialist (Docker/Kubernetes/AWS) all rolled into one human being—at the price of one salary, of course. It's like walking into a restaurant and ordering a 5-star chef, server, and dishwasher combo meal for the price of a single hamburger. The tech industry's expectations have gotten so absurd that we're practically one job posting away from "must have invented time travel and colonized Mars by age 25."

How To Kill Your Talent Pool In One Post
Agile Devops Programming Cloud
2 months ago 113.6K views 0 shares
How To Kill Your Talent Pool In One Post
Nothing says "we're desperate for developers" like being excited about project management software. It's like posting "ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT EXCEL SPREADSHEETS?!" and expecting a stampede of applicants. Every developer just translated that job post as "we have 9,000 tickets in backlog and management wants daily status updates in triplicate." The only people thriving in that environment are the ones selling anxiety medication.