Boolean Questions Deserve Boolean Answers

stackoverflow string Data types Developer frustration Communication Boolean Type conversion User input Yes or no

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1 year ago 374,748 views 1 shares

Boolean Questions Deserve Boolean Answers

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Asking "Is the server up?" and getting "Well, it was working yesterday but then Dave pushed some changes and now it's giving a 502 sometimes but only on Tuesdays" is the digital equivalent of asking if someone wants coffee and getting their life story. Boolean questions expect true/false answers, not a novel-length string that requires three scrolls and a therapist to process. The face says it all—that moment of silent suffering we all experience waiting for the simple "yes" or "no" that will never come.

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