What If Companies Do So Much With TS/JS To Save Compile Time Coffee Breaks?!

Content quinetweet quinetweet twitter.comquinetweetsta.. This Tweet is unavailable. 4:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 829 Retweets 490 Quotes 2,431 Likes 162 Bookmarks 17 Ran Blekhman blekhman Nov 30, 2020 what's really amazing is that twitter programmers thought about this edge case and made sure the tweet would not display itself 17 7 144 ili Marcel Molina noradio Nov 30, 2020 We didn't think of this edge case. Someone did this about 7 years ago and the recursive hydration would make a tweet service crash by simply loading the tweet in a browser. It took a principal engineer an entire day of wading through heap dumps to figure out what was happening. 6 17 102 956

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The evolution of data collection in three acts of increasing desperation. First, you've got your fancy waiters (API) - clean, professional, brings exactly what you ordered. Then there's the pirates (scraping) - stealing what you need because the restaurant won't serve you. And finally, the undead hordes (archive.md) - the nuclear option when a site has died but you still need that precious data. It's the developer's journey from "I'd like to make a request" to "I'm breaking into your house at 2am with bolt cutters."

JavaScript developers are basically that kid from the neighborhood who collects every shiny rock they find. A new framework drops every 3.7 seconds and they're down there in the sewer with Pennywise, ready to abandon their perfectly functional React setup for whatever's trending on GitHub this week. Meanwhile, their production app is still running on jQuery from 2014. The JavaScript ecosystem doesn't have a framework problem—it has a commitment problem. But hey, at least we're not writing vanilla JavaScript anymore... oh wait, that's trending again too.

Nothing says "productive day" quite like spending five hours fighting with Tauri's dependencies while your will to live slowly drains from your body. Those marketing slogans should come with an asterisk: "Fast, easy to use, out of the box"* *After sacrificing your sanity to the dependency gods and questioning every life choice that led you to frontend development. The hollow, sleep-deprived stare is complimentary.

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