What If Companies Do So Much With TS/JS To Save Compile Time Coffee Breaks?!

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What If Companies Do So Much With TS/JS To Save Compile Time Coffee Breaks?!

typescript-memes, javascript-memes, compilation-memes, coffee-breaks-memes, developer-excuses-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal battle between compilation time and coffee breaks! While we're all busy pretending to wait for C++ to compile so we can scroll Reddit, TypeScript/JavaScript devs are out here ruining the sacred tradition with their interpreted languages. The conspiracy board in the background perfectly represents the chaotic thought process of someone trying to justify why their build still needs 20 minutes in 2023. "But optimization takes time!" Yeah, and so does my third coffee, thank you very much.

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