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Programming Javascript Frontend Backend Webdev

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The most honest developer resume you'll ever see! This is basically every junior developer's portfolio when they apply for that "5 years experience required" job. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like a Hello World app, the legendary Test App that definitely works 60% of the time, and the crown jewel—Untitled Project, which was absolutely going to revolutionize the industry before the developer got distracted by a new JavaScript framework. The holy trinity of "trust me, I'm a programmer."

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