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Look at this beautiful encapsulation—a private joke that can only be accessed through a setter method. And just like real programmer humor, if you need it explained, "you wouldn't get it." The irony is perfect: a class called Meme with a private Joke that needs to be set explicitly, much like how the best programming jokes require insider knowledge that can't be easily transferred. The Joker knows what's up—some jokes just don't compile in everyone's mental runtime.

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The greatest lie we tell ourselves during existential coding crises. That mythical moment when someone else's code—that incomprehensible mess of nested loops and questionable variable names—somehow works flawlessly on the first attempt. Meanwhile, your carefully crafted masterpiece crashes spectacularly after 17 refactors and a ritual sacrifice to the compiler gods. It's the programming equivalent of "I'm sure they'll text back" or "one more episode before bed." Pure self-delusion, but sometimes that's all that keeps us from hurling our laptops into the sun.

The AUDACITY of game development to trick us like this! First panel: pure innocence, naive optimism, and the sweet delusion that making games will be FUN. Second panel: still smiling, still hopeful, still COMPLETELY UNAWARE of the coding nightmare lurking ahead. Third panel: REALITY STRIKES with the force of a thousand merge conflicts! The soul-crushing despair when you realize your beautiful game idea has morphed into a bug-infested hellscape of spaghetti code and physics engines that defy actual physics! What started as "I'll make the next Minecraft" ends with you sobbing into your keyboard at 3 AM because your character keeps falling through the floor for NO LOGICAL REASON WHATSOEVER! Game development: where dreams go to die and coffee consumption reaches clinical concern levels.