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Content 10x'er 10x er Subscribe if you're ever feeling overwhelmed at work or with your own projects just remember there are people who have no desire to achieve anything intellectually and it's our duty to be better than them 1:03 PM 81423 from Earth 41K Views ProarammerHumor.io

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Nothing says "I'm a serious AI startup" like using the universal symbol for "loading" as your logo. The German reply "perfectenschlag" is perfect - it's what Dwight from The Office used to describe "perfect pork anus" but also "perfect day." Just like this logo perfectly represents what most AI startups deliver - an eternal loading screen with nothing behind it. Venture capitalists, please form an orderly queue.

This meme is peak database chaos energy! Changing your name to " OR ""=" is basically the digital equivalent of bringing a skeleton key to a database party. When a poorly secured system tries to query your name, it'll execute SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = "" OR ""="" which—surprise!—evaluates to TRUE for every record. Suddenly you're not just accessing your account, you're accessing EVERYONE'S account. It's like telling the bouncer "I'm either on the list OR 2=2" and watching them let you into every VIP room simultaneously. Database developers everywhere just felt a cold shiver down their spine.

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