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Content "He's using software you're very familiar with, but he doesn't know a single hotkey. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Is this a Nut? python Java JS It looks like a Nut, and cracks like a Nut, so sure, but if you really want to know, ask C. No, but it shares some of the same traits. Don't worry, I'll protect you from using it improperly. Not technically, but it implements the Crackable interface so you can treat it like one. Doesn't matter. You can multiply it with string for all I care. It'll probably work. I don't classify things. You're supposed to know what it is. What Java said. No, but we can work around that limitation if you're willing to risk the stability of the universe.

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The classic tale of programmer optimism. 9:00 AM: "This is an easy bug. I can fix it in minutes." 11:00 PM: Still sitting in the same chair, staring at the same code, questioning every life decision that led to this moment. The only thing that's changed is the darkness outside and the will to live inside. Time estimation in programming - where minutes mysteriously transform into hours, and "I'll be done by lunch" becomes "I might sleep here tonight."

Content Doug That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. 5. An orchestra of 120 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven's gth Symphony. How long would it take for 60 players to play the symphony? Let P be number of players and T the time playing. 5:06 PM - 09 Oct