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When Your Ferrari Gets Towed By C++
Python C++ Programming
2 months ago 200.8K views 1 shares
When Your Ferrari Gets Towed By C++
Python cruising along, feeling smug and waving at everyone... until C++ shows up with a tow truck. Sure, Python's easy to drive and looks flashy, but when performance matters, you're getting towed by compiled languages. That Ferrari isn't going anywhere fast with its interpreted engine. Speed limits exist for a reason, I guess.

What If Companies Do So Much With TS/JS To Save Compile Time Coffee Breaks?!
Javascript Typescript Programming Frontend
2 months ago 186.4K views 0 shares
What If Companies Do So Much With TS/JS To Save Compile Time Coffee Breaks?!
The eternal battle between compilation time and coffee breaks! While we're all busy pretending to wait for C++ to compile so we can scroll Reddit, TypeScript/JavaScript devs are out here ruining the sacred tradition with their interpreted languages. The conspiracy board in the background perfectly represents the chaotic thought process of someone trying to justify why their build still needs 20 minutes in 2023. "But optimization takes time!" Yeah, and so does my third coffee, thank you very much.

The Universal Law Of Mixed Language Projects
C++ Programming Python
4 months ago 112.7K views 0 shares
The Universal Law Of Mixed Language Projects
Ah, the universal law of shopping carts - three C++ wheels zooming along at lightning speed while that one Python wheel drags behind like it's contemplating the meaning of life. The perfect metaphor for every developer's mixed-language project where everything runs blazingly fast until that one interpreted language joins the party. Python's just there like "Sorry guys, still unpacking those list comprehensions!" No matter how elegant your architecture, there's always that one component determined to remind you that not everything needs to execute at compile-time efficiency.