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The perfect illustration of the Halting Problem in action! On the left, we have the naive developer who thinks they can write code to detect infinite loops. In the middle, the sobbing realization that computer science theory literally proves this is impossible. And on the right? The chaotic energy of a developer who just says "screw it" and puts an arbitrary limit on iterations because theoretical constraints are no match for a hungry programmer with a deadline. Ironically, this has absolutely nothing to do with Svelte, making the title the chef's kiss of this computational tragedy. The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again - the geniuses and the fools somehow reaching the same practical solution while the theoretically correct folks are stuck crying in the middle.

The eternal struggle between CSS and JavaScript in a nutshell! CSS knows with absolute certainty that links are purple after they've been visited (the :visited pseudo-class has traditionally defaulted to purple in browsers). Meanwhile, JavaScript is having an existential crisis thinking the link is blue, then questioning its own color perception abilities. Fun fact: JavaScript actually can't access the true styling of visited links for security reasons - browsers restrict this to prevent history sniffing attacks. So JS is literally colorblind when it comes to :visited links! Poor JavaScript, forever doomed to see unvisited styles only.

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