Wasted All Of My Generational Luck Just For This

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Wasted All Of My Generational Luck Just For This

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This poor soul generated a random UUID, then wrote a loop to keep generating new UUIDs until it matched the original one. Somehow, against astronomical odds (we're talking "winning every lottery simultaneously while being struck by lightning" odds), it actually worked. That 194 million milliseconds? That's about 2.25 days of execution time. The universe clearly decided to waste a miracle on the most useless achievement in programming history.

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