The Black Hole Called Node_modules

Self-taught developers be like: "Yeah, I know a bit of everything." *proceeds to balance precariously on whatever tech stack the job requires* That's the beauty of learning without structure—you end up with these bizarre skills that somehow work together just enough to keep you from falling flat on your face. One day you're balancing on React, the next on Stack Overflow solutions you don't fully understand, but hey—the app works!

Ah, the fantasy world where game development is just a few magical method calls! If only .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix) existed in real life instead of the 3 AM debugging sessions where you question your career choices. And that .GetWishlists(target: 7000) method? Pure delusion. Real gamedevs know that getting 7 wishlists already feels like winning the lottery, let alone 7000. The only accurate part is game.Release() - which is indeed followed by immediate regret, panic, and the discovery of 47 new bugs your QA team somehow missed.

Ah, the ancient dance of content vs. adblock wars. You find that perfect tutorial, click with anticipation, and BAM—the site holds your knowledge hostage behind an adblock wall. But what's that? A little CSS snippet that makes their overflow visible again? *cracks knuckles* Suddenly you're not just a developer, you're a digital locksmith bypassing their paywall with three lines of code. The browser inspector: turning "please disable adblock" into "watch me disable your entire security system instead."

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OH. MY. GOD. This resume is the coding equivalent of showing up to a date in a full cosplay outfit! 💀 This brave soul decided to format their ENTIRE RESUME as actual code, complete with classes, enums, and even XML comments! It's like they're SCREAMING "I'm a programmer" so loudly that HR people are running for the hills! The best part? They've listed future experience for 2024/2025! Time traveler or optimist? Either way, that's some next-level confidence that would make Kanye blush. Hiring managers are either going to worship this person or immediately file their resume in the special folder called "trash." There is NO in-between!