Ah, the classic "my app is 845KB but somehow requires a black hole of dependencies." Guy calculates his app size: Vue components (719KB), CSS (34KB), and helper classes (92KB). Seems reasonable at 845KB total. Then he puts his backpack on the scale and BAM – 68GB! That's node_modules for you – where your tiny app becomes a quantum singularity of nested dependencies, 5000 versions of left-pad, and packages you didn't even know existed. It's like going grocery shopping for milk and coming home with the entire dairy farm, three tractors, and a confused cow.
The Black Hole Called Node_modules
4 months ago
216,070 views
0 shares
node_modules-memes, javascript-memes, npm-memes, dependencies-memes, frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
you guys don't have jet skis?
2 years ago
42.0K views
0 shares
I want you to build the app with NodeJs using Laravel
3 years ago
100.2K views
0 shares
The Oxford Dictionary Of Developer Truth
3 months ago
191.1K views
0 shares
The Programming Language Family Portrait
4 months ago
299.0K views
0 shares
Dedicated To Firefox Users
7 months ago
184.6K views
1 shares
The recursive centaur: half horse, half recurring centaur
2 years ago
80.8K views
0 shares
Loading more content...
AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Bash
C++
Csharp