The Black Hole Called Node_modules

The eternal "composition vs inheritance" debate strikes again! Every junior dev has experienced that moment when they proudly present an inheritance-based solution only to have some senior dev smugly respond "just use composition" without elaborating further. The monkey puppet meme perfectly captures that awkward side-eye moment when you realize they've given you zero practical guidance for your specific use case. It's the programming equivalent of saying "git gud" instead of actually helping someone debug.

Frontend: a neat row of polished reaction buttons that users click without a second thought. Backend: absolute chaos of tiny creatures frantically running around, sweating, electrocuted, and desperately trying to process each reaction in real-time. That one-pixel-perfect button your designer insisted on? Yeah, it's powered by a poor backend dev having an existential crisis while juggling database transactions at 3 AM. Meanwhile, the frontend dev is already at happy hour showing off the "clean UI."

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Content Storing JSON in a SQL Database

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