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The kid's dressed in a suit with dark circles under his eyes - the universal uniform of someone who hasn't slept in 72 hours trying to fix a production bug while simultaneously learning three new frameworks. Full stack developers don't need Halloween costumes. Their daily existence of juggling frontend, backend, databases, and client expectations while surviving on caffeine is already terrifying enough. The only difference between zombies and full stack devs? Zombies only want one thing: brains. Devs need Stack Overflow, coffee, and a will to live.

The first rule of production code: never mess with something that's running smoothly. The second rule? Bombard your non-working code with console.log() statements until you've extracted a full confession from every variable. It's not debugging—it's an interrogation. The code will talk eventually. They always do.

Two cats staring at a laptop screen is the perfect metaphor for what happens when leadership tries to center a div. They'll spend hours looking at the screen, trying different combinations of margin: auto , display: flex , and justify-content: center before eventually giving up and using absolute positioning with negative margins. Because nothing says "I'm a professional" like using CSS hacks that will break the second someone resizes the window. Frontend development: where even the simplest tasks make you question your career choices.

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