The Black Hole Called Node_modules

The most tragic love story in programming: someone asking "Do you still love me?" and getting a response with a syntax error. That semicolon before "yes" is basically saying "I'm breaking up with you in JavaScript." The compiler caught the red flag before she did. Next time just ghost her like a proper undefined variable.

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Content A samuelmarina is-even Code Issues 33 Pull requests 25 Actions hI Projects DO Wiki Security I Insights iS main f 1 branch O tags samuelmarina Update version C README.md Fix typo indexjs 1 million packagejson Update version README.md is-even hm v1.0.5 D Subscribers 133k Return true if the number passed is even, hopefully... Install Install with pm pm install -save samuelmarinais-even Go to file Add flor Code 402f350 yesterday 20 commits yesterday yesterday yesterday function isEven (number) if (number 1) return false; else if (number 1) return false; else if (number 2) return true; else if (number 3) return false; else if (number 4) return true; else if (number 5) return false; else if(number 6) return true; else if (number 7) return false; else if(number 8) return true; else if(number 9) return false; else if(number 10) return true; else if(number 11) return false; else if (number 12) return true; else if (number 13) return false; else if (number 14) return true; else if(number 15) return false; else if (number 16) return true; else if(number 17) return false; else if (number 18) return true; else if(number 19) return false; else if (number 20) return true; ProarammerHumor.io

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The modern tech interview process in a nutshell! When asked what makes someone a Senior Dev, the candidate proudly lists their credentials: "4 years installing npm packages" and "3 years installing pip packages." Basically their entire skill set is copying and pasting npm install and pip install commands from Stack Overflow. And somehow that's enough to get hired! The hiring bar has officially reached rock bottom. Next up: Senior AI Engineer with 10 years experience in "pressing Enter after pasting prompts."

Ah, JavaScript's type coercion strikes again! The top panel shows the horror of seeing 1 + 1 + 1 = 111 instead of 3. The middle panel reveals the dark side of the force: adding quotation marks turns numbers into strings, causing concatenation instead of addition. This is why senior devs wake up screaming at night. In JavaScript, "1" + "1" + "1" happily gives you "111" because strings gonna string. Meanwhile, proper languages are watching from a distance, shaking their heads in disappointment. The final panel shows the acceptance phase of grief that every JS developer eventually reaches. You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain who writes parseInt() everywhere just to be safe.