That's Actually Node_Modules

node_modules npm dependencies Bloat Package management Javascript-frameworks Npm install

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5 months ago 187,119 views 0 shares

That's Actually Node_Modules

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Your elegant 20-line function at the top (the cat) vs the absolute monstrosity of dependencies it requires to run (the overloaded truck). That tiny NPM package you installed? Surprise! It just downloaded half the internet into your node_modules folder. Your hard drive is crying, your CI pipeline is timing out, and somewhere a data center is spinning up another server just to store your "hello world" app. And you're still missing that ONE dependency that actually matters.

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