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Code quality Clean code Code readability Lazy programming Debugging nightmares Variable naming Coding conventions Variable abbreviations

Programming Java Javascript Debugging Python

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The eternal gang war of programming: res vs ans! Variable naming conventions that split the coding community faster than tabs vs spaces. One side lazily abbreviates "result" while the other prefers "answer" - both equally useless when you revisit your code six months later wondering what the heck these variables actually store. The true neutral programmers just use x for everything and let chaos reign.

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