C Plus Plus In JavaScript

bad code Programming languages Code review Cpp For loops Language confusion Syntax joke

Javascript Webdev C++ Programming

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C Plus Plus In JavaScript

javascript-memes, cpp-memes, programming-humor-memes, code-review-memes, syntax-joke-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic "I know kung fu" moment, but for programming nerds. Some hotshot claims they "use C++ in JavaScript" and when challenged, reveals their groundbreaking technique: a for loop with c++ as the iterator. That's like saying you speak French because you can say "bonjour." The violence in the last panel is completely justified - that's just standard code review procedure for crimes against programming languages. This is why senior devs drink so much coffee.

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