Someone Explain This To Me Like Im Five

Customer service rep: "I'm not allowed to tell you how to bypass our paywall." Also customer service rep: *proceeds to explain exactly how to bypass the paywall while technically denying help* It's the digital equivalent of saying "Whatever you do, don't look in that drawer where I definitely didn't hide your birthday present." The beautiful malicious compliance of someone who hates their job just enough to follow the rules while completely undermining them. Corporate paywalls: 0, Chaotic good customer service: 1.

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Content rLibertarian uFishman89 12h i.redd.it At least my fortune knows more than the entire Democratic Party A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A lax is a fine for doing well. 11k J 339 Share Am the only one bothered by the recursive nature T this statement? fine tax for doing wrong And tax fine for doing well Then "A tax is a fine for doing well" Is "A fine for doing well is a tax for doing wrong for doing well" "A tax for doing wrong for doing well is a fine for doing well for doing wrong for doing well" "A fine for doing well for doing wrong for doing well is a tax for doing wrong for doing well for doing wrong for doing well" I can keep on going.

Some developers just want to watch the world burn. Instead of implementing a standard phone input field, this diabolical programmer created a SLIDER for entering a phone number. Pure evil genius at work! This is what happens when you give developers too much free time and not enough code reviews. The next sprint planning will definitely include a "fix that damn phone input" ticket with highest priority.

Content STOP DOING TYPES VARIABLES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE MEANING. YEARS OF CODING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for assigning more than a CHAR. Wanted to assign meaning anyway for a laugh? We had a method for that: It was called "GUESSING" "Yes please give me NULL of something. Please give me ANY of it." LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the compilers debuggers we built for them. (This is SUPERIOR TYPESCRIPT, done by MASTERFUL Developers): type ConditionalTypeT T extends string type PizzaTopping "4" PromiseArrayRecordstring, unknown ? T extends "infer Firstinfer Rest? UppercaseFirst Rest ???? ??????? ???????????? "Hello, I would like never apples please" They have played us for absolute clowns.

Content det ic even (num: Addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. These are the four mathematical operations I was taught during my childhood education, and their operators, t; , are very familiar. I was not taught , the modulus operator, which I recently discovered can be quite useful and interesting in its own right. The modulus operator, written in most programming languages as or mod, performs what is known as the modulo operation. You next response, understandably, might be, "That doesn't clarify anything," so let's take a closer look: The modulus operator - or more precisely, the modulo operation - is a way to determine the remainder of a division operation. Instead of returning the result of the division, the modulo operation returns the whole number remainder. Some examples may help illustrate this, as it's not necessarily intuitive the first time you encounter it: 5 1 0 5 divided by 1 equals 5, with a remainder of 0 5 2 1 5 divided by 2 equals 2, with a remainder of 1 It may be helpful to think back to your early math lessons, before you learned fractions and decimals. Mathematics with whole numbers behaves differently - when dividing numbers that aren't even multiples, there's always some amount left over. That remainder is what the modulo operation returns. If this seems strange, boring, or not particularly useful, bear with me a bit longer - or just skip ahead to the use cases. The Modulo Operation Expressed As a Formula As one final means of explication, for those more mathematically inclined, here's a formula that describes the modulo operation: a - (n floor (an)) By substituting values, we can see how the modulo operation works in practice: 100 7 2 100, n 7 100 - (7 floor (1007)) 2 If you don't find the formula helpful, don't worry - I didn't either at first Some people find this abstract representation helps deepen or clarify their understanding of the operation, but you don't need to know it A final note here - if you're wondering how the modulo operation functions with negative numbers or decimals, that's a bit outside the scope of this article. For our purposes here, we'll only be dealing with positive integers. return num 2