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Someone Explain This To Me Like Im Five

bugs Programming quirks Floating point Type conversion Unexpected behavior Parseint Coding interview Scientific notation Language oddities

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1 year ago 326,451 views 0 shares

Someone Explain This To Me Like Im Five

javascript-memes, parseint-memes, bugs-memes, floating-point-memes, scientific-notation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

JavaScript's parseInt function just decided that 0.0000005 equals 5 because scientific notation turned it into "5e-7" and parseInt grabbed just the "5" like a toddler picking only the M&Ms out of trail mix. Six decimal places? Nah, too much work. Five? Still zero. Seven? BOOM, suddenly 5. It's like JavaScript was programmed by someone rolling dice to determine behavior. No wonder developers drink.

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