Ok Well Thanks For Trying

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The sheer BETRAYAL when you discover this absolutely gorgeous open source project that could solve all your problems, change your life, and possibly bring world peace... only to run npm install and watch it crumble into a thousand dependency errors like a sandcastle in a tsunami.

Nothing quite captures the emotional journey from pure joy to utter despair like Baby Yoda going from adorable excitement to dead-eyed disappointment. You found THE project, the one that does exactly what you need, has a beautiful README, and then... it hasn't been updated since 2019, requires Node 8, and has 47 critical vulnerabilities. Cool cool cool.

The worst part? You'll still probably spend the next three hours trying to make it work instead of just writing it yourself from scratch.

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