Assembly Do It For You

When you've been optimizing cache hit ratios all day and suddenly your entire life becomes a systems architecture problem. The justification is technically sound though: L1 cache for frequently accessed items (today's outfit), sized large enough to prevent cache misses (digging through the closet), with O(1) random access time. The chair is essentially acting as a hot data store while the closet is cold storage. The real genius here is recognizing that minimizing latency when getting dressed is mission-critical. Why traverse the entire closet tree structure when you can maintain a small, fast-access buffer of your most frequently used items? It's the same reason CPUs keep L1 cache at 32-64KB instead of just using RAM for everything. The only thing missing is implementing a proper LRU eviction policy—but let's be honest, that pile probably uses the "never evict, just keep growing" strategy until Mom forces a cache flush.

Nothing says "totally not stressed" like aging 40 years in 29. That beard isn't white from wisdom—it's from debugging legacy code at 3 AM while production is on fire. The sunglasses aren't a fashion statement; they're hiding the thousand-yard stare from staring at Stack Overflow for 72 consecutive hours. But sure, Nerijus, tell us again how IT isn't stressful while your eye twitches uncontrollably behind those lenses.

JavaScript's type coercion strikes again! In JS, NaN (Not a Number) is technically categorized as a "number" type. Check it yourself with typeof NaN and watch your sanity slowly dissolve. It's like labeling a vegetarian restaurant "meat" because it's a food-related establishment. The wide-eyed shock on that cat's face perfectly represents every developer's reaction when discovering this cosmic joke buried in the language spec. The ECMAScript committee is probably still giggling about this one.

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Sales: "Our software is revolutionary! Look at these smooth animations!" Meanwhile, developers are frantically messaging each other: "DON'T CLICK THAT BUTTON! THE ENTIRE DATABASE WILL EXPLODE!" The eternal tech company cycle: sales promising features that exist only in PowerPoint while developers contemplate career changes. The slick UI is just makeup on a pig that's about to crash spectacularly in production. But hey, the animations are buttery smooth!