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You could literally pitch a toaster that burns bread slightly differently and as long as you slap "AI-powered" on it, VCs will throw money at you. The pen writes? Cool. The pen writes with machine learning algorithms ? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY FUNDING ROUND. It's like the entire tech industry collectively decided that adding AI to anything—even products that have worked fine for centuries—is the secret sauce to a billion-dollar valuation. Your app aggregates restaurant reviews? Boring. Your app aggregates restaurant reviews using AI? Revolutionary. Disruptive. The future. The best part? Half the time "AI-powered" just means they're calling a GPT API or running some basic if-else statements through a neural network wrapper. But hey, if it gets the pitch deck past slide 3, who's counting?

Ah, the classic indie game developer financial strategy! Why struggle with bootstrapping when you can just burn through a fortune instead? The gaming industry's version of "how to make a small fortune in aviation: start with a large one." Most indie devs are out here eating ramen while debugging collision detection at 3 AM, but apparently the secret sauce was just having a billion dollars to begin with. Silly me, I've been doing it all wrong!

Ah, the divine intervention of C++23. Nothing says "prayers answered" quite like std::expected_never() and std::has_single_bit() descending from the heavens. The desperate programmer begging for a sign gets 23 new standard functions instead. Truly blessed are those who update their compilers, for they shall inherit the earth-shattering compile errors of a slightly different syntax.

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Gather 'round the campfire, kids! That's Mr. Krabs telling SpongeBob horror stories about the ancient debugging rituals. Back when Stack Overflow was just a gleam in Jeff Atwood's eye, we had to read man pages - these massive walls of cryptic text with more flags than the United Nations. No fancy IDEs with tooltips, no quick Google searches, just you and terminal output that might as well have been written in hieroglyphics. We'd spend hours deciphering parameters like archaeologists, only to find the solution was a single dash we missed on page 47. The youth today with their ChatGPT don't know the trauma of typing "man grep" and watching your evening disappear.