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Lots of Bobs in this sub, just saying XD

Lots of Bobs in this sub, just saying XD | developer-memes, code-memes, backend-memes, concurrent-memes, server-memes, frontend-memes, version-memes, data-memes, database-memes, forms-memes, performance-memes, date-memes, servers-memes, bootstrap-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
developer-memes, code-memes, backend-memes, concurrent-memes, server-memes, frontend-memes, version-memes, data-memes, database-memes, forms-memes, performance-memes, date-memes, servers-memes, bootstrap-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] This is Mike Mikes ob s to write highly performant code that can work under load and handle lots of requesis concurrently His apps also have to be highly precise and relable al user inputs must be thoroughiy valdated concurrent requests must not interfere with each other there must be absolutely no vulnerabilties. Mike needs to know how 1o find the best compromise between performance and data consistency when 1o invalidate the cache whether or not to wait for database wite acknowledgement and 50 n. He also needs to assume that hs code willrun in a cloud environment in volatle containers that can be destroyed at any time. Mike s a backend developer This is Jane Janesob s to write apps that willtun on 200 different versions of 10 different pltforms on thousands of different devices with varlous screen sizes. Al these devices must be able to download parse and bootstrap Janes code in under 200 millseconds. Jane works with a complex state tree that can be modified by various kinds of events and the apps Ul must be instantly updated to reflect these changes in the most eficient manner possible. Jane needs to know how to do code spliting responsive layout render virtualization serverside rendering handle browserspecifc quirks and so on. Jane s a frontend developer. This is Bob Bob thinks that Mike s a real developer but Jane isnt. Bobis a moron.