container Memes

Don't be like Bob

Don't be like Bob | developer-memes, code-memes, backend-memes, concurrent-memes, server-memes, frontend-memes, version-memes, data-memes, database-memes, forms-memes, date-memes, servers-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content This is Mike Mike's job is to write highly performant code that can work under load and handle lots of requests concurrently. His apps also have to be highly precise and reliable - all user inputs must be thoroughly validated, concurrent requests must not interfere with each other, there must be absolutelv no vulnerabilities. Mike needs to know how to find the best compromise between pertormance and data consistency: when to invalidate the cache, whether or not to wait for database write acknowledgement, and so on. He also needs to assume that his code will run in a cloud environment. in volatile containers that can de destroved at any time. Mike is a backend developer. This is Jane Jane's job is to write apps that will run on 200 different versions of 10 different platforms, on thousands of different devices with various screen sizes. All these devices must de able to downiodd, parse and oootstrap Jane's code in under 200 milliseconds. Jane works with a complex state tree that can be modified by various kinds of events, and the app's UI must be instantly updated to reflect these changes in the most efficient manner possible. Jane needs to know how to do code splitting, responsive lavout, render virtualization, serverside rendering, handle browser-specific quirks, and so on. Jane is a frontend developer. This is Bob Bob thinks that Mike is a real developer, but Jane isn't. RoD is a moron

Activision Blizzard Cant Make Apassword Form

activisionBlizzardCantMakeAPasswordForm | loc-memes, lock-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, password-memes, list-memes, class-memes, date-memes, validation-memes, email-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, network-memes, train-memes, div-memes, console-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ACTVISiON. ACTVIiON. RESET PASSWORD Email Address: New Password: Retype Password: Password Requirements Between 8.30 characters ong Must contain at least 1 letter and 1 number May not contain sequential characters (e.g. 123, abc). May not repeat the same character (e.g. aaa). Use a unique passohrase such as a sentence for this account that is not shared win any oter account. IR Flements Console Sources DINETWORKE div class"data-row" id-"newRetypePassword-data-row" label for "retype-password", Retype Password: label div class"input-container clearfix" input id"retype-password" name "newRetypePassword" type-"password" value maxlength-"20") sO span class"sprite-pages feedback-control icon" rel"divt ooltin-validationerror"span etypePassword-data-row.data-rowdiv.input-container.cleartixinputretype-password Computed avout Event listeners DOM Breaknoints Properties Stules Filter element.style reset-pw article section formResetPassword common-site...023582:8973 freset-passwora input type "password" font-weight: bold; letter-spacine: 2.5px: freset-pw article section tormesetrassword common-site.023582:8960 reset-nassuord .data-row input-container input type text I, reset-pw article section tormesetPassword reset-password .data-row container input type"email", reset-pw article section ETORMReSeTRA Cadetrasrowerineur-contrainer input type "password" background-color: d8d8d8 !important; Console What's new X SCheci Network request blocking Highlights from the Chrome 125 undate Error causes in the Console

My Container Is Fd This Week

myContainerIsFdThisWeek | docker-memes, div-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Divorce leads children to the worst places docker

Dev Ops In Five Days

devOpsInFiveDays | code-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, management-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, google-memes, git-memes, version-memes, security-memes, bash-memes, azure-memes, docker-memes, performance-memes, elasticsearch-memes, jenkins-memes, search-memes, monitor-memes, cloud-memes, terraform-memes, puppet-memes, kubernetes-memes, container-memes, devops-memes, prometheus-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Excited about DevOps? ... See more Created by: Rocky Bhatia in learnwithrockyonatia.com Your Gateway for Tech Learning Roadmap to Master DevOps Understand the DevOps Culture Grasp Core DevOps Principles GIT Version Contre Sustems Kubernetes Container orchestral Docker Containerisation SOBICH Puppet Infrastructurc as Code Jenkins Continuous Integration A Ansible Configuration Management Continuous Delivery Fundamentals Blue-Green Deployments Prometheus Infrastructure Monitoring Elasticsearch Log Management Security and Compliance Basics BashPython Scripting Auromation Terraform Infrastructure Provisionina Performance Tuning and Benchmarking Disaster Recovery Strategies Continuous Deployment Best Practices AWS, Azure, or Google Cloud Platorm cloud Platform! Istio Istio Service Mesh Architectures enta Learning DevOps Culture Revisited Serverless Architectures in DevOps GO 1,189 36 comments 202 reposts

AI will solve everything!

AI will solve everything! | software-memes, code-memes, stack-memes, try-memes, test-memes, git-memes, unit test-memes, validation-memes, ide-memes, tests-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Our entire software validation stack fucking sucks. What do we do about it? Automation! let's abandon our reliance on ancient unsupported legacy infrastructure. We should unifu around a common set of industry standard tools We should require unit tests to provide even just double digit code coverage. let's package our repos so they can be deployed in containerized environments. Do code Document our external devendenciesa

Change My Mind

changeMyMind | container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Microservices are simply monoliths that run as containers CHANGE MY MIND Made with Piata Farms

I Like Microsoft Paint And Recursion

iLikeMicrosoftPaintAndRecursion | docker-memes, recursion-memes, microsoft-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content how will I run print(Hello World") I'll run in a docker container But how will I run docker TIl run a A ANSIBLE plavbook! But how will I run A ANSIBLE TIl run in a container! docker MID ViD ProdrammerHumor

Never set a container height....

Never set a container height.... | container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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The Dark Side Of Using Tilt

theDarkSideOfUsingTilt | docker-memes, fix-memes, ide-memes, semicolon-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me waiting for my docker containers to rebuild after fixing a missing semicolon:

Aggro Joe

aggroJoe | html-memes, server-memes, docker-memes, ML-memes, pip-memes, container-memes, pipeline-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content polarity boosted Matthew Lyon mattlyhachyderm... 3d ago : bob: so how do I serve some html joe: it's not a server, it's a container orchestration system bob: ok it's not a server. How do I send html to a browser? joe: You write a Dockerfile, helm chart, CI pipeline bob: Did you just tell me to go fuck myself? joe: I believe I did, Bob 5 ProdrammerHumor.io

Finally Something Iunderstand

finallySomethingIUnderstand | docker-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FloatesOx floatesOx 12h If the Koreans wanted LK-99 to work in other lab environments they should've built a docker container 21 17 30 288 la 11.9K 1,

Abort Mission We Forgot To Add Env

abortMissionWeForgotToAddEnv | kubernetes-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Why the Air Force put Kubernetes in an F-16 JANUARY 7, 2020 The Air Force is increasingly deploying solutions like Kubernetes, the open- source platform for managing containerized workloads and services, to quickly deliver advanced capabilities to warfighters. CrashLoopBackOff: Error .env file not found ProdrammerHumor.io