Libraries Made In America

Found the programmer who doesn't have friends arguing about Rust's memory safety at 2 AM! Look, if your Discord isn't blowing up with heated debates about why TypeScript is JavaScript's responsible older sibling, are you even in tech? The real programming career milestone isn't your first job—it's when you realize your social circle's value is directly proportional to how passionately they can trash talk Python's GIL while simultaneously defending PHP as the misunderstood genius of web development. Remember kids: friendships are temporary, but language wars are forever. Your NETWORK is your NET WORTH... especially when you need someone to debug your code at midnight.

Ah, the classic developer paradox. Why spend 10 minutes crafting the perfect SQL query when you can waste 3 hours writing convoluted JavaScript filters instead? It's like bringing a telescope to find your glasses when they're sitting on your head. The irony is palpable - we'll analyze 500MB of data client-side before considering that maybe, just maybe, the database was literally designed for this exact purpose. But no, let's pull the entire table and filter it with 17 nested for-loops because we're efficient . Next week: "Why is our app so slow?" 🤔

Content I push a Powershell script to one particular user that fetches a random cat fact from a website then reads it through their computer speakers out loud. They're thoroughly convinced that their boss, a non-IT person, is doing it to them. EDIT: For everyone asking for the script. Add-Type -AssemblyName System. Speech SpeechSynth New-Object System. Speec h. Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer SpeechSynth.SelectVoice("Microsoft Zira Desktop") Browser New-Object System.Net.WebClient Browser.Proxy.Credentials System. Net.CredentialCache: :DefaultN etworkCredentials Net.ServicePointManage r:: SecurityProtocol Net.SecurityProtocolType::Tls12 CatFact (ConvertFrom-Json (Invoke-WebRequest -Verbose -Uri https:catfact.ninjafact -UseBasicParsing)) CatFact.fact SpeechSynth.Speak("Did you know ?") SpeechSynth.Speak(CatFact.fact)

Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? EVERY TIME 1 DO ONE 'PUSH-UP .I DO ONE PUSH-UP. JESUS CHRIST. SHEN COMIX

Oh, the sacred progression of a developer's affection! Rejecting Frontend? Check. Dismissing Backend? Double check. But Weekend ? Now that's the true engineering paradise where bugs don't exist and deployment deadlines are mythical creatures! The perfect wordplay on "end" reveals our collective truth - we'd rather have two days of freedom than either end of the development stack. The irony? We'll probably spend the weekend debugging anyway.

Content Why do frontend developers eat lunch alone? 1 don't know, why? They don't know how to join tables