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Libraries Made In America

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Javascript Programming Webdev Frontend Backend

1 year ago 310,726 views 0 shares

Libraries Made In America

javascript-memes, npm-memes, dependencies-memes, opensource-memes, coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Just what we needed - protectionist programming! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like banning all those pesky foreign libraries that actually work. Guess I'll just rewrite lodash from scratch instead of my actual project. And while I'm at it, let me reinvent React, jQuery, and every other useful tool because clearly my homegrown American code will have fewer bugs and security issues. Forget standing on the shoulders of giants - we're coding with bootstraps now! Next executive order: all variables must be named in English, and semicolons are now mandatory because they look like tiny American flags.

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