The Programming Language Hunger Games

Ah, the classic "I'll fix it later" comment that's been sitting there since 2019. The code has an if-else statement that does exactly the same thing in both branches. Someone probably spent hours debugging why their overloaded function wasn't working, then just gave up and wrote this abomination with a promise to fix it "when TypeScript understands overloading well enough." Spoiler alert: they never fixed it, and three devs have since quit rather than touch this cursed file.

Content node modules - Python devs What an awful and impractical way to manage dependencies. Python devs So, as I was saying, just install Anaconda to manage your Python installs and use a virtualenv on each project to treat them as a separate Python install and to have different versions of a package. It's just about 400mb each

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Standing up for snake_case in a room full of camelCase enthusiasts is the programming equivalent of this Norman Rockwell painting. The brave soul dares to speak the unspeakable truth that underscores are just... better. Python devs nodding silently in the back while JavaScript folks clutch their pearls. The naming convention war continues, and this hero's willing to die on that hill with perfect readability and no RunTogetherWords. The real question is: who invited the SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE guy?