Regex Must Be Destroyed

Content Every base is base 10

Content The original it's a feature not a bug

The ETERNAL LANGUAGE WAR strikes again! Someone's out here debating how to pronounce C# (is it "see sharp" or "see hashtag" or what?!) and this absolute GENIUS swoops in with "C Tic Tac Toe" and I'm DECEASED. 💀 It's like walking into a heated debate about quantum physics and suggesting the answer is "wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." The programming language naming committee is QUAKING right now. Next up: Python will be renamed to "Snake Game" and Java to "Coffee Script." I can't with these people!

OMG, Windows' BSOD evolution is the ULTIMATE corporate therapy journey! 😂 From that terrifying cryptic blue screen that screamed "YOUR COMPUTER IS DOOMED" to a sad face that's like "oopsie, my bad" - and now apparently heading toward full-blown UwU anime territory! Next update: your computer will crash and offer you a virtual hug while whispering sweet nothings about how "it's not you, it's the drivers." Microsoft really said "let's make system failures ADORABLE" and honestly, I'm here for this emotional support crash. Nothing says "your work is gone forever" quite like kawaii text and a digital nap!

When you inherit from both parents but implement the interface as a Python class. The onesie is basically a programmer's birth certificate written in code. Love how the live() method is just an infinite loop of sleeping, yielding to Bardak (probably a parenting framework for diaper changes), and calling be_awesome() . The implementation of be_awesome() ? Just pass . Already awesome by default—no logic needed. That's some solid object-oriented parenting right there. The imports are chef's kiss: import ibtiSam as mom and import boaz as dad . Aliasing your parents like they're npm packages. The class constructor takes both parents' genes as parameters—multiple inheritance done right. And that __init__ printing "hello world!" is probably the most accurate representation of birth ever coded. Baby's first deployment was clearly a success. No exceptions raised, all tests passing, and already in production with that "Welcome home" comment. 10/10 would instantiate again.

Ah yes, the classic quantity vs quality debate has entered the AI era. Turns out AI-assisted developers are cranking out code like a caffeinated intern on deadline day, but with the security consciousness of a toddler sharing passwords. Sure, you'll hit your sprint goals 4x faster, but then spend the next six months patching vulnerabilities that would make a Swiss cheese firewall look secure. Management will still call this a "net productivity gain" while your security team quietly updates their resumes.