Regex Must Be Destroyed

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Regex Must Be Destroyed

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The unholy inscription on the One Ring is actually just a regex pattern. Gandalf spent 60 years researching it not because of dark magic, but because he couldn't remember if \w includes underscores or not. Every developer who's stared at a regex pattern for more than 10 minutes eventually starts muttering "precious" and crawling around in server rooms.

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