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There's No Escape! Brew Another Cup!
Linux Bash Programming
11 days ago 98.3K views 0 shares
There's No Escape! Brew Another Cup!
OH. MY. GOD. The most SAVAGE attack on Linux developers ever created! 💀 This is basically every Linux developer's nightmare - trapped in a horror movie where the villain isn't asking you to cut off your foot, but to USE SOMETHING THAT ALREADY WORKS PERFECTLY FINE without spending 47 hours customizing it first! The door is unlocked? THE HORROR! A perfectly good wheel that doesn't need to be rebuilt from scratch using your own custom-compiled materials?! MAKE IT STOP! How can any self-respecting Linux dev possibly walk away without rewriting the entire wheel in Rust first?!

Imported Package Tariffs
Javascript Webdev Rust Devops Programming
2 months ago 164.9K views 0 shares
Imported Package Tariffs
Ah, the dependency economy strikes again! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like slapping tariffs on all your package managers. 67% on NPM? That's how you end up with node_modules the size of Wyoming but still missing that one critical dependency. And Cargo at 90%? Rust developers about to start smuggling crates across the border. Meanwhile, Homebrew at just 14% is clearly the "very fine package manager on both sides." The only thing growing faster than these tariffs is your package-lock.json file.

Is It Good Enough
Docker Devops Kubernetes Programming Cloud
4 months ago 163.0K views 0 shares
Is It Good Enough
The classic "Mom, can we have X? No, we have X at home. X at home:" meme format but with Docker containers! The kid wants the sleek, professional Docker Whale, but mom says they already have Docker at home. Cut to what's actually at home: a janky container made of blue blocks that technically works but is clearly a homebrew container solution held together with duct tape and prayers. It's the perfect representation of enterprise Docker vs. that sketchy containerization script you wrote at 3 AM that somehow still passes all the tests.