I am a JavaScript dev but it's fun watching

The textbook writer clearly slept through their CS101 class. Claiming "JavaScript (or Java)" is like saying "A Ferrari (or a Bicycle)" is a transportation device. Sure, they both get you places, but one will make you curse at traffic while the other makes you curse at your own legs. This is the academic equivalent of telling your barber "just give me that JavaScript haircut... you know, the Java one." The Android part later is just *chef's kiss* - the perfect garnish on this knowledge casserole of confusion.

Ah yes, the presidential decree of bad programming practices. Nothing says "Make Software Great Again" like starting arrays at 1 (a crime in most programming languages), using only global variables (the radioactive waste of code), and deploying untested code straight to production on a Friday (the ultimate "I hate my weekend" power move). It's basically an executive order to create job security through chaos. Ten years of debugging later, you'll still be finding remnants of this administration in your codebase.

Content Javascript developers when there is no new framework released since 5 minutes

Poor kid being dragged into JavaScript by divorcing parents. It's like being forced to learn type coercion when all you wanted was a stable childhood. The yellow abyss of JS awaits below - where undefined is sometimes null but never equal to it, and "2" + 2 = "22" because... reasons. The parents might reconcile someday, but that trauma of callback hell stays forever.

Content Me running out of Area 51 knowing what "this" refers to in JavaScript

Someone just discovered the increment operator and thinks they're a language polyglot now. The meme shows a guy bragging about using "C++" in JavaScript, but all he's doing is using a standard for loop with c++ as the increment statement. That's like saying you speak French because you can say "croissant" while ordering at Starbucks. The violent reaction in the bottom panel is the only appropriate response to such heresy.