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Content my linkedin profile R, python, javascript, shiny, dplyr, purrr, ditto, ggplot, d3, canvas, spark, sawk, pyspark, sparkly, lodash, lazy, bootstrap, jupyter, vulpix, git, flask, numpy, pandas, feebas, scikit, pm, bayes, h2o.ai, sparkling-water, tensorflow, keras, onyx, ekans, hadoop, scala, unity, metapod, gc, cct, krebase, neo4j, hadoop. I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon.

The food chain of programming languages in one perfect image. HTML swimming around thinking it's a big predator like Python, Java, JavaScript, and PHP, when really it's just a school of tiny fish pretending to be a shark. Classic Dunning-Kruger effect in code form – the markup language with the least actual programming capability somehow convinced itself it belongs with the apex predators. Sure buddy, you keep "developing" those static pages while the real languages handle the heavy lifting.

Finally, a social network where I can showcase my true skills: writing HTML tags that break in production but somehow work in dev. "CodedIn" - where your profile strength is measured by how many Stack Overflow questions you've copied without understanding. Connect with other developers who also pretend to know what they're doing.

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The eternal battle between fancy modern streams and good ol' for loops! Sure, streams can filter, map, and reduce with the elegance of a ballet dancer, but try debugging that one-liner that spans three monitors. Meanwhile, traditional for loops are just sitting there like "Yeah, I might not be the cool kid anymore, but at least you know exactly which iteration exploded your production server at 3 AM." Sometimes you don't need a Ferrari when a reliable Toyota with an actual dashboard will get you there without the existential crisis of atomized variables.