Great Now We Wait

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Great Now We Wait

javascript-memes, npm-memes, dependencies-memes, node-memes, package-manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

You innocently add a tiny 1KB package to your project, and suddenly your terminal transforms into a black hole of dependency hell. First, you're standing impatiently. Then checking your watch. Next thing you know, you're sitting in the field contemplating your life choices. Finally, you're just lying there, accepting your mortality as npm installs the entire internet just to make your button slightly rounder. The circle of JavaScript life: birth, dependency installation, death.

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