Beginner coder: *frantically grabs at every language pill like a desperate llama*
Rust evangelists: *sinister grin* "Yes, come to the dark side where memory is safe but your sanity isn't."
The coding journey in one image - start by panic-collecting JavaScript, Python, and whatever framework is trending on Twitter this week. End up with the smug satisfaction of a Rust developer who'll tell you about zero-cost abstractions while you're just trying to order coffee.