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Oh look, an executive order for the MATLAB developers! The age-old religious war between array indexing at 0 vs 1 just got a new contender. While C, JavaScript, and Python devs start counting from 0 like sensible humans following computer memory offset logic, and MATLAB/R folks start at 1 like mathematical purists, here comes the decree that 2 is somehow the ultimate starting index. Next up: semicolons are now optional but randomly required, and all loops must be written backwards. The compiler will decide if your code runs based on its mood that day.

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Oh. My. GOD. The bell curve of programmer distraction in its FULL GLORY! 📊 On the left, we have the 0.1% galaxy brains wasting PRECIOUS HOURS on tarot and witchcraft because "it seems interesting" when they should be fixing that production bug! 🔮✨ In the middle? The BLESSED NORMIES who actually focus on Node.js and Java because they're "required for the job." How BORINGLY RESPONSIBLE of them! 🙄 And then there's the right side - the ABSOLUTE MANIACS who dive into abstract algebra and mathematical theory with the chaotic energy of someone who hasn't slept in three days! "Usability be damned, I WILL understand category theory before I die!" 📚💀 The true tragedy? We're ALL on this curve somewhere, frantically learning things we'll NEVER use while our actual work sits untouched in a terminal somewhere!

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