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Content akamaozu Nov '15 My pastor did not allow me to join the python community. He asked me if python is the only programming language in the world or did I voluntarily choose something so demonic. I told him the syntax is very appealing and he got annoyed. He said eve fell for the deceptive nature of a snake and now I'm repeating her failings again. He recommended Javascript because it starts with a J, like Jesus. When I told him it's the only programming language that works in the browser, he told me that it's a sign from God. He has started paying for my lessons to convert languages and I just wanted to come and let those in python's bondage know that there is liberty in Javascript. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

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That moment when your teapot is missing half its spout but you still try to pour tea with it anyway. Just like trying to follow that React tutorial from 2022 that casually omits the fact that half the API was deprecated last month. "Just import createClass—oh wait, that's gone. Um, just use componentWillMount—nope, that's gone too." The modern dev experience is basically pouring molten chocolate through a broken teapot and hoping your cup catches more than your countertop.

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