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Being Your Own Boss Be Like
Cloud Webdev AWS Programming
1 day ago 51.6K views 0 shares
Being Your Own Boss Be Like
The entrepreneurial dream vs harsh reality in one perfect meme. Top panel: "I OWN AN SAAS" - that glorious moment when you convince yourself you're the next tech billionaire because you cobbled together a subscription service that might generate dozens of dollars per month. Bottom panel: "I'M BROKE AS FUCK" - the crushing financial reality after paying for AWS instances, domain renewals, marketing tools, and that fancy standing desk you "needed" for productivity. The startup life cycle compressed into four brutally honest words. Welcome to bootstrapping, where your bank account and mental health compete to see which crashes first!

Fake It Till You Fund It
Programming StackOverflow
28 days ago 77.3K views 0 shares
Fake It Till You Fund It
The perfect startup recipe: one person who can't write a for-loop without StackOverflow and another who thinks SEO means "Some Extra Options." Yet somehow, when these two shake hands, venture capitalists throw money at them faster than developers abandon jQuery. After 15 years in tech, I've watched this exact scenario play out dozens of times. The codebase is held together with npm packages and prayers, the marketing strategy is "go viral," and yet they're valued at $50M pre-revenue. Meanwhile, I'm debugging production issues at 10pm for a company that actually makes money.

Pov Deep Seeks Cto
AI Programming
1 month ago 87.7K views 0 shares
Pov Deep Seeks Cto
Ah yes, the classic tech startup delusion in its natural habitat! Nothing says "I'm qualified to be CTO" like casually proposing to replicate a $500 billion AI company with a budget that wouldn't even cover their coffee expenses. It's the tech equivalent of saying "I could totally beat Usain Bolt if I just had some new sneakers." Sure buddy, OpenAI only has thousands of PhDs, supercomputers, and decades of research—but you've got a MacBook Pro and an energy drink. Your investors will definitely be impressed when you deliver ChatGPT at home: "Hello wrold, how can I halp you toady?"