Circular Dependencies: It's Turtles All The Way Down

node_modules npm recursion infinite loop dependencies Software engineering Modern development Dependency hell Package management

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Circular Dependencies: It's Turtles All The Way Down

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The meme brilliantly captures the recursive nightmare of modern dependency management! It's a comic showing a tower of blocks labeled "every conversation about dependencies since 2020" that contains a smaller version of itself, which contains an even smaller version... it's dependencies all the way down! Just like when you npm install a simple package and suddenly your node_modules folder weighs more than a neutron star. The infinite recursion perfectly represents how we can't even discuss dependency hell without creating more dependency hell. It's the Inception movie of software engineering problems!

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