The Irony Of Naming Conventions

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The Irony Of Naming Conventions

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The meeting room falls silent as the boss declares "All titles must be in camelCase." The team nods in agreement, until that one dev points out "ProgrammerHumor isn't camelCase." Cut to: boss throwing said dev out the window.

Nothing says "consistent naming conventions" like violently ejecting the one person who notices your hypocrisy. Just another day in code standards enforcement.

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