infinite loop Memes

Both Are Getting Quite Repetitive Now...
Programming Webdev
1 day ago 64.3K views 0 shares
Both Are Getting Quite Repetitive Now...
The infinite loop of meta-complaining has reached critical mass. First we had the "what's stopping you from coding like this" posts showing ridiculous setups. Then came the complaints about those posts. Now we're at the third level of inception: complaining about the complaints. It's like watching developers discover the recursion base case in real time. The sweating guy represents all of us trapped in this hellscape of recycled content, desperately hitting both buttons while pretending we're above it all. The true irony? This meme about repetitive content is itself becoming repetitive. We're just one more meta-layer away from achieving comedy singularity.

Nuclear Chain React
React Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
8 days ago 65.3K views 0 shares
Nuclear Chain React
The perfect fusion of React hooks and nuclear physics! The top panel shows our cool developer initializing a state with useState(0) - calm, collected, sunglasses on. But the bottom panel reveals what happens next: useEffect incrementing that counter and BOOM - nuclear chain reaction begins! Just like in a reactor, one small state change triggers an endless loop of updates, causing your app to melt down faster than Chernobyl. This is why senior devs sweat profusely when junior devs forget dependency arrays. Pure computational fission!

What Is Repeat
Programming Javascript Python Java Debugging
10 days ago 58.0K views 0 shares
What Is Repeat
Oh man, the eternal while(alive) loop of a developer's existence! 😂 This is basically our source code as humans who code! We're just NPCs running the same four functions until our process terminates. The best part? That repeat() function that makes this an infinite recursive nightmare - because apparently eating, sleeping, and coding wasn't enough torture! And there's no break statement in sight! Whoever wrote this algorithm for developer life clearly had a sick sense of humor!

There Is Arecursion Under My Bed
Programming Javascript Python Java Debugging
12 days ago 92.7K views 0 shares
There Is Arecursion Under My Bed
This is what happens when you don't implement a proper base case! The kid yells about recursion under the bed, then we see the dad looking under the bed... only to find another kid yelling about recursion under that bed. It's recursion all the way down! The programmer's equivalent of the monster under your bed is just an infinite stack overflow waiting to happen. Sweet dreams, hope your call stack doesn't explode before morning!

Holypointersarehard Batman
StackOverflow C++ Programming Debugging
12 days ago 101.1K views 0 shares
Holypointersarehard Batman
When your code is so broken even Batman can't save it. This poor soul's infinite loop is so desperate it made it to the Yellow Pages! Next to "WAYNE BRUCE (MILLIONAIRE)" no less. I guess when your pointers are harder to follow than Bruce Wayne's secret identity, it's time to call in the Caped Debug-Crusader. The -4 downvotes really complete the tragedy. Classic Stack Overflow - where your desperate plea for help gets closed faster than you can say "null pointer exception."

Not Quite Sure If This Belongs But Still Hope You Like It
Python Programming StackOverflow Debugging
13 days ago 82.9K views 0 shares
Not Quite Sure If This Belongs But Still Hope You Like It
This is peak programmer humor that only works if you_know() Python. The function literally prints "you know" and then there's a variable called youKnow set to True, so the condition is always met. It's basically the code equivalent of that friend who keeps saying "you know what I mean?" after every sentence, except this one actually executes. The recursive call at the end is just *chef's kiss* - infinite "you know" statements until your stack overflows... just like that one coworker who can't finish a thought without saying "you know" fifteen times.

I Used The Infinite Loop To Stop The Infinite Looops
Programming
22 days ago 11.6K views 0 shares
iUsedTheInfiniteLoopToStopTheInfiniteLooops | code-memes, oop-memes, ide-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Ive gotten tired of giving myself the easy way out with ctrlC whenever accidentally code an infinite loop so Ive started adding this bad boy to every single loop make i nw il i i Af

Dark Mode
Programming
1 month ago 16.4K views 0 shares
darkMode | date-memes, validation-memes, oop-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Telmo telmo 1d Working on some form validations. Date of birth DD-MM-YYYY Sorry, someone already borned on this day. 46 17 398 1,814 8 Telmo telmo Dark mode looks great. Address 1 Infinite Loop This is awkward, another user lives on this address already.

Joke Thread Not Ending
Javascript Python Java
10 months ago 10.1K views 0 shares
jokeThreadNotEnding | loops-memes, oop-memes, recursion-memes, IT-memes, public-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Uh, I'd like to tell you a joke about infinite loops. But you'll never hear the end of it. buildinpublic jokes 1:45 PM Jan 15, 2024 26 Views 91 17 1 3 1 Post your reply Reply 18m How about I tell you a joke about recursion? But first, let me tell you a joke about recursion. 92 17 a 7 Adi adityaasdhir 2m I wanna tell you a joke about a variable, but it keeps changing. 17 1 til 3

Frontpage fortune cookie contains infinite loop
Javascript Python Java
10 months ago 9.9K views 0 shares
Frontpage fortune cookie contains infinite loop | oop-memes, recursive-memes, bot-memes, cookie-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rLibertarian uFishman89 12h i.redd.it At least my fortune knows more than the entire Democratic Party A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A lax is a fine for doing well. 11k J 339 L Share Am the only one bothered by the recursive nature I this statement? fine tax for doing wrong And tax fine for doing well Then "A tax is a fine for doing well" Is "A fine for doing well is a tax for doing wrong for doing well" "A tax for doing wrong for doing well is a fine for doing well for doing wrong for doing well" "A fine for doing well for doing wrong for doing well is a tax for doing wrong for doing well for doing wrong for doing well" I can keep on going. ProdrammerHumor.io

analog stack overflow
Javascript StackOverflow Linux Debugging Testing
1 year ago 12.5K views 0 shares
analog stack overflow | stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, try-memes, command-memes, angular-memes, api-memes, oop-memes, url-memes, curl-memes, error-memes, overflow-memes, indentation-memes, space-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 252 indentation, paragraph, see paragraph index, 30, 74-76, 150-154, 211-212 index, 74, 212 curly brace in argument, 75 idx file entry written by, 208 in command argument, 153 space around, 169 special character in argument, 75 too many on page, 143 indexentry, 75, 212 on idx file, 208 indexspace, 75 indicator, error, 29, 134 inf (inf), 44 subscript of, 190 infinite loop, 252 infinitely stretchable length, 100, 102, 215 information, moving, 65-77, 207-209 infty (0), 43 ink, rectangular blob of, 106

Do Not Get In Debt
Programming
1 year ago 7.3K views 0 shares
doNotGetInDebt | server-memes, function-memes, oop-memes, warning-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WARNING STOP Do NOT make an infinite loop in a serverless function