Oracle really said "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" and then just copy-pasted the same marketing slide for an entire DECADE. Like, they didn't even try to pretend they updated something. Same "3 Billion Devices Run Java" tagline, same design, same everything. It's giving "I've been wearing the same outfit for 10 years and nobody noticed" energy. The most stable thing in tech isn't your production server—it's Oracle's commitment to recycling their own promotional materials. Reduce, reuse, recycle, am I right? At least they're environmentally conscious with their PowerPoint presentations.
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