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Content How I sleep after writing javascript without semicolons knowing my computer will add them when I save because it likes me.

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Content Ghost javascriptual You're a dev because you refuse to accept your mental vulnerability and coding makes you feel like you are the problem solver. You're not. 10:54 - 05 Jan 23 Twitter for iPhone

When your error handling is so robust it involves throwing babies across a canyon. The try block launches Baby(), the catch block is desperately reaching to handle it, and the finally block? Just sitting there at the bottom, guaranteed to execute whether the baby gets caught or not. The finally block doesn't care about your success or failure—it's just there to clean up resources and probably call CPS. The visual metaphor here is chef's kiss: the sheer distance between try and catch represents that one function in your codebase where the exception could come from literally anywhere in a 500-line method, and you're just hoping your generic catch block somehow handles it gracefully. Meanwhile, finally is down there like "I'm running regardless, hope you closed those database connections."

Ah, the family tree of dependency hell! Just like how you can't exist without Mom and Dad, and they somehow need you to function (especially when they need tech support), your code shouldn't form these ridiculous loops either. This is basically every developer justifying their spaghetti architecture with "but it works in real life!" Sure, and my code works on my machine too. Doesn't mean it's not a disaster waiting to happen when someone else tries to untangle your family issues—I mean, dependencies.

Content Mark Dalgleish markdalgleish Drag and drop tools are just simpler. That's a fact. That's why I'm working on a drag and drop alternative to Microsoft Word. To get started, just open up the dictionary panel, find the word you like and drag it onto the document. 2:57 AM Sep 13, 2019 Twitter for Android 321 Retweets 2.4K Likes ProarammerHumor.io