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Java just sitting there on its phone eating lunch while the newer languages duke it out in a chaotic bar fight. C++ is throwing punches, JavaScript and Rust are in a full-on brawl, and Java's just like "Yeah, I've seen this movie before." After 25+ years of enterprise dominance, Java knows these young languages will eventually tire themselves out arguing about who's more performant or has better syntax. Meanwhile, Java's running on 3 billion devices and doesn't even bother looking up from its corporate expense account lunch.

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