The Business Engineering Betrayal

The AUDACITY of business engineering programs! 😤 First they LURE you in with fancy business talk, then SURPRISE! Programming lectures appear out of NOWHERE! You start getting excited about Java and OOP like "Ooh, I'm a real programmer now!" Then BAM! 💥 They hit you with the ULTIMATE BETRAYAL - coding ON PAPER! No compiler, no autocomplete, just you and your PATHETIC human memory trying to remember if semicolons go at the end of every line. The CRUELTY is simply BEYOND COMPREHENSION! It's like being taught to swim and then being tested in a desert. DIABOLICAL!