The Business Engineering Betrayal

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Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Programming is like a "choose your own adventure game" except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.

The moment when you realize those intimidating Greek symbols from calculus are just fancy for-loops in disguise! The Σ (sigma) notation is literally just a sum = 0 followed by a for-loop that adds stuff up. And that scary Π (pi) symbol? Just a prod = 1 with a for-loop that multiplies things together. Computer science majors smugly realizing they've been doing advanced math all along without the pretentious notation. Take that, pure mathematicians!

The universal IT solution that works 60% of the time, every time: turning it off and on again. Nothing quite matches that smug confidence when you stroll into a meeting after "fixing" a critical system by simply hitting restart. Meanwhile, actual IT support people are chasing you down like "WAIT! We need to check the logs first!" Too late. I've already ascended to tech hero status with my sophisticated troubleshooting technique that dates back to the stone age of computing.

Machine learning algorithms don't question their training data—they just optimize for patterns. So when a concerned parent uses that classic "bridge jumping" argument against peer pressure, ML algorithms are like "If that's what the data shows, absolutely I'm jumping!" No moral quandaries, no self-preservation instinct, just pure statistical correlation hunting. This is why AI safety researchers lose sleep at night. Your neural network doesn't understand bridges, gravity, or death—it just knows that if input = friends_jumping, then output = yes. And this is exactly why we need to be careful what we feed these algorithms before they cheerfully optimize humanity into oblivion.

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