When OOP Meets IRL

oop Object-oriented Constructor Instantiation class Syntax

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When OOP Meets IRL

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The programmer's brain is truly a special place. While normal people are saying "don't treat women like objects," our code-addled minds are literally instantiating new Woman objects with a constructor. That syntax is straight from the OOP playbook—creating a new instance with the classic women = new Women(); pattern. It's that beautiful moment when your professional deformation makes you physically unable to interpret anything outside of programming paradigms. Your brain has been permanently rewired to see the world as classes, objects, and inheritance hierarchies.

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