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Oh look, it's the increment operator hierarchy in its natural habitat. While you're over there manually adding 2 to your variable like some kind of cave person ( i=i+2 ), I'm elegantly pre-incrementing and post-incrementing in a single expression ( ++i++ ). Sure, it's undefined behavior that will make senior devs cry blood and crash in production, but hey—my code is three characters shorter! Nothing says "technical superiority" like writing code that requires a compiler exorcism.

The four-stage grief cycle of programming: Write code with naive optimism Run it and watch your hopes evaporate Realize your code is a perfect mirror of your chaotic mind Curl up in fetal position as the existential dread sets in Ten years into my career and I still cycle through these stages at least twice before lunch. The only difference now is I keep tissues at my desk and my therapist on speed dial.

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