Among Us: Programming Language Edition

Content I'M A DEVELOPER WITH OVER 10 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND DON'T UNDERSTAND MOST OF THE JOKES HERE AND I'MALWAYS TOO AFRAID TO ASK

Content My friend: how do you write complex programs? Me: ust keep Googling stuff and it keeps working, made with mematic

Content OOP 000

Content FINALLY! I GOT ALL MY WORK DONE BUT ThaT'S all YOu DId ANYWaY! YOU PLAYED GAMES AND DICKED AROUND, AND JUST RUSHED THE WORK AT THE LAST MINUTE I CAN FINALLY RELAX AND PLAY GAMES F GicOLMScOmIcS YEAH, BUT NOW I CAN DICK AROUND... GUiLT FREB

The eternal cycle of developer disappointment! Every time someone announces they've created a "revolutionary new IDE," it's inevitably just another VS Code fork with a different color theme and three extra plugins bundled in. The dev world is littered with the corpses of "game-changing" editors that were basically just Microsoft's editor wearing a fake mustache. Next time someone tells you they've reinvented coding, just save yourself the time and assume they've slapped their logo on Electron and called it innovation.

Ah, the perfect moment to whisper about AI catastrophes—right when Silicon Valley is knee-deep in their next technological revolution. Nothing says "executive decision-making" like learning about a second DeepSeek model while the first one is still busy calculating how to optimize human obsolescence. It's giving major "Sir, the iceberg has hit the ship" energy, except the iceberg is artificial intelligence and we're all just standing on deck rearranging the code chairs. The timing couldn't be more impeccable if a cosmic algorithm planned it.