Among Us: Programming Language Edition

Calling HTML a programming language is like calling a hammer a power tool. The father's reaction is the software industry's collective response to anyone who thinks markup is actual programming. That "10 seconds to get off my property" hits harder than a stack overflow error at 4:59 PM on a Friday. Real programmers would rather debug a recursive function than listen to someone brag about their HTML "coding skills."

Content annie soychotic Every time I have a programming question and I rly need help, I post it on Reddit and then log into another account and reply to it with an obscenely incorrect answer. Ppl don't care about helping others but they LOVE correcting others. Works 100 of the time lam once again asking you to stop reposting this meme

Content Never let your computers know that you are in a hurry Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time.

While you're busy debating the merits of Trello's simplicity versus Jira's feature bloat, I'm over here managing projects with a combination of sticky notes, existential dread, and a text file that hasn't been backed up since 2019. Project management tools are just digital bureaucracy with prettier UI. The real pros know that chaos is the only true methodology—it's agile without the ceremonies and scrum without the meetings. We're not fighting over which flavor of micromanagement we prefer; we're rejecting the premise entirely.

No matter how advanced your skills get, every programming language greets you with the same demand: "Say Hello World." It's like being a senior developer with 10 years of experience and still having to prove you can write a single print statement before they let you near the good stuff. The universal hazing ritual of coding continues.

Content Ash ashcammm guys literally only want to make a game engine from scratch and it's fucking disgusting 2017-10-22, 1:56 AM