Keeping Traditions Alive: Java 8 Edition

The eternal identity crisis of C# in a nutshell! Poor Luigi of programming languages gets mistaken for "Microsoft Java" by its own family. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft literally created C# as their answer to Java after their Java implementation got legally smacked. Now C# is that awkward cousin who has to constantly remind everyone "No, I'm NOT just Java with training wheels." Yet the family resemblance is... undeniable.

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The eternal tragedy of dating a non-programmer. She says "1st table" but he's sitting at "Table 00" because in his world, counting starts at zero. Meanwhile, she's at "Table 01" wondering why she matched with this pedantic nerd in the first place. This is why programmers stay single – we're too busy arguing about whether arrays start at 0 or 1 to realize we're missing the date entirely.

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