Keeping Traditions Alive: Java 8 Edition

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Keeping Traditions Alive: Java 8 Edition

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Who needs grandma's cookies when you can cling to Java 8 like it's the last stable thing in your life? The enterprise world's collective refusal to upgrade is the tech equivalent of that one guy who still uses a Nokia from 2005 because "they don't make 'em like they used to." Meanwhile, Java 17+ is sitting there with actual improvements, wondering why we're all such commitment-phobes. But hey, at least those legacy systems aren't going to break themselves!

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