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The ultimate programmer's dilemma: a CAPTCHA asking to "Select all squares with bugs" while showing a literal insect and a grid of obfuscated JavaScript. Should you click the beetle or the code full of hexadecimal memory references and questionable variable names? Plot twist: it's ALL bugs! That minified nightmare with magic numbers and zero comments would make any code reviewer weep. Whoever wrote that abomination probably uses tabs AND spaces. The "SKIP" button is clearly a trap – there's no escaping bugs in production.

Content A QA Tester walks into a bar: He orders a beer. He orders 3 beers. He orders 2976412836 beers. He orders 0 beers. He orders -1 beer. He orders q beers. He orders nothing. El ordena una cerveza. He orders a deer. He tries to leave without paying. He starts ordering a beer, then throws himself through the window half way through. He orders a beer, gets his receipt, then tries to go back. He orders a beer, goes to the door of the bar, throws a handful of cookies into the street, then goes back to the bar to see if the barmaid still recognises him. He orders a beer, and watches very carefully while the barmaid puts his order into the till to make sure nothing in his request got lost along the way. He starts ordering a beer, and tries to talk the barmaid into handing over her personal details. He orders a beer, sneaks into the back, turns off the power to the till, and waits to see how the barmaid reacts, and what she says to him. He orders a beer while calling in thousands of robots to order a beer at exactly the same time.

Content JavaScript Teacher javascriptual When I worked at Google I saw this code: if (user.cookies.agreed) CollectData(user) else CollectData(user) 9:28 am 27 Jan 21 Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 201 Likes

Content Kylie Jenner O ikyliejenner Can you guys please recommend books that made you cry? Saransh Garg saranshgarg Replying to ikyliejenner Data Structures and Algorithms in Java (2nd Edition) 2nd E by Posted in rprogrammerreactions by uArifSagar reddit

Ah, the sweet smell of revenge coding. This guy's building a music visualizer in raw C with FFT analysis, FFMPEG integration, and custom rendering—just to flex on React developers who'd need 17 npm packages and 3GB of node_modules to draw a circle. The best part? His audio visualizer actually looks pretty damn good. Nothing says "I've seen some things" like writing UI code that's closer to the metal than most devs will ever get. React devs frantically Googling "how to use pointers" as we speak.

Content Is programming all about copy-pasting these days? Vladislav Zorov, programming enthusiast. Answered 19h ago No, man, it's about pulling in 200MB of NPM packages for a function that pads a string to the left. And another 200MB for a function that pads it to the right. Then adding React, Angular and VueJS, because you couldn't decide which one to use, running that crap through WebPack, and deploying some sty website that needs more RAM than a triple-A game. 3.6k Views View Upvoters View Sharers . Upvote 214 Share 0