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JavaScript throwing shade at Python's type system is peak language rivalry. Python's like "I'll just figure out the types at runtime, no biggie" while JavaScript—the king of undefined is not a function—has the audacity to mock someone else's type safety. Meanwhile, both languages are out here turning perfectly good integers into strings when you least expect it. The irony of JavaScript bragging about "dynamic typing" while silently casting everything is chef's kiss material. It's like watching two drunks argue about who's more sober.

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