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Content rprogramming uThe Grandmother 9h 9.1 183 Every single google service is currently out, including their cloud console. Let's take a moment to feel the pain of their devops team 4 4.0k J 446 google.com 1, Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL lazic 9h 9 Awards Did they try to fix them by inverting a binary tree? ) Reply 1.9k ProdrammerHumor.io

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The legacy of zero-indexing strikes again! While most humans count from 1, programmers know arrays start at 0 in most languages. This poor child's fate was sealed when mom insisted on starting her array at 1 instead of 0 during pregnancy. The result? A kid destined to commit the cardinal sin of programming—using 1-based indexing. It's basically hereditary at this point. That kid is going to grow up to be the colleague who writes for(i=1; i and makes everyone's eye twitch during code reviews.

The pristine folder structure in the left panel is the stuff of developer fantasies! A beautifully organized project with logical entity relationships and clear naming conventions. Meanwhile, the actual JSON file on the right is a truncated mess with fields like "password" and "birthdate" just hanging out in plain text. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like storing sensitive user data without proper encryption or hashing. The real answer to "What's stopping your codebase from looking like this?" is probably three deadlines ago, five energy drinks, and that one PM who keeps saying "we'll refactor later."

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