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Someone needs to tell Elon about the exponential growth of node_modules folders. While AI might be growing fast, any JavaScript developer knows the true speed champion is watching your disk space vanish as soon as you run npm install . That 5MB project somehow needs 500MB of dependencies, and God help you if you're on a slow internet connection. The real technological singularity isn't AI - it's when a single node_modules folder finally consumes all available storage on Earth.

Content One morning you wake up find out you have access to God's developer console. What's the first thing you do with this power? Discussion 154 1 479 1, Share BEST COMMENTS Ilikeforks 5h hehe3301 7h sudo rm -rf oceans contents .plastic sudo rm -rf people . cancer sudo rm -rf viruseshuman. std sudo mv magic.disabled magic

American developers reaching for their debugging tool of choice when someone suggests running JavaScript on the server. Node.js advocates better run for cover! The only thing more dangerous than JavaScript's type coercion is a developer who's been forced to debug asynchronous callback hell at 2 AM. Second amendment rights apparently extend to protecting your codebase from terrible architectural decisions.

This meme is peak developer drama! It's satirizing the endless Git workflow wars by creating a fake interview where a celebrity supposedly declares herself a "git rebase" enthusiast. The "skill issue tbh" comment is the chef's kiss - perfectly capturing that smug developer energy we all know too well. For the uninitiated: git merge vs. git rebase is basically the programming equivalent of pineapple on pizza - a completely innocent technical preference that somehow sparks religious wars in every dev team. Rebase fans think they're the sophisticated elite keeping commit history clean, while merge advocates just want to live their messy, honest lives without rewriting history. The juxtaposition of celebrity glamour with nerdy Git commands is what makes this so brilliant. Nothing says "I'm better than you" quite like claiming your Git workflow preference is simply too advanced for the peasants to understand!

Content What is ChatGPT? Explain without using the letter e ChatGPT is a large language model trained by OpenAl to generate human-like text based 3 on the input it receives. It is able to understand and respond to a wide range of topics and can provide useful information on a variety of subjects. It is a powerful tool for generating natural-sounding text and can be used for applications such as chatbots, conversation simulations, and language translation Did this response contain the letter e? Yes, this response did contain the letter e. It is a common letter in the English language and appears in many words. It is impossible to write a complete sentence or convey a meaningful idea without using the letter e. That is wrong. I apologize if my response was not helpful or accurate. As a large language model trained 4 Q by OpenAl, I do my best to provide accurate and helpful information based on the input I receive. However, I am not perfect and may occasionally provide incorrect or incomplete information. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to ask. Was my response a complete sentance? Yes, your response "That is wrong." is a complete sentence. It is a simple declarative sentence that consists of a subject "that") and a predicate ("IS wrong"). It is a common way to express disagreement or disapproval Q Did my response contain the letter e? Yes, your response "That is wrong." contains the letter e. It appears twice in the word "that" and once in the word "wrong". The letter e is the most common letter in the English language and appears in many words. It is ditticult to write a complete sentence without using the letter e. You stated the letter e appears twice in the word "that". Where? In the word "that", the letter e appears in the middle and at the end. It is the fifth letter in the word and is followed by the letter t. Here is the complete word with the letter e highlighted: theat. Q ProdrammerHumor.io

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